January 2010
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Formspring me!
I’m ever so bored:
http://www.formspring.me/mattiryan
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Tasha's Intelligence surpasses itself
Matti: Would you rather go to hogwarts or train Pokemon?
Tash: Hogwarts obviously
Matti: But what if-
Tash: Pokemon isn't even real
Matti: .........
Tash: .........
*Laughter*
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I don’t think I would have a sex change…no, not even for a laugh.
– Overheard on a public bus service in Norfolk.
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But the paedophile in me must be quenched!
– Matti Ryan (via ollynewport)
I am not racist.
Me: 'matti, do you know that girl?'
Matti: 'no'
Me: 'so why are you waving at her?'
Matti: 'because shes black, im just welcoming her into our country'
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Relationships
joyandicecream:
People always complain so much about ‘relationships’.
Especially teenagers.
You say things like ‘Why don’t girls make the first move?’ or ‘Why don’t I know what hes thinking?’.
Everyone complains about how hard to figure out the opposite sex is.
They complain when they’re single. They complain when they’re in a relationship.
Now I’m not a relationship expert.
But who gives...
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Orwell’s 1984 is studied and Atwood’s The...
My chosen title of my Coursework essay and the only thing I’ve accomplished in 3 hours worth of English lessons on the computers.
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See..at the time, I thought it could happen..
– Georgia as a child believed the Magic School Bus was a totally plausible concept.
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Mona was evil. Apparently.
– Matti (via beccawonderland)
My child-minder used to run through and turn the television off if Mona the Vampire came on because she was a mega-Christian and thought that demonic programming was inappropriate to such impressionable youngsters.
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I literally cannot concentrate
sofifi:
beccawonderland:
sofifi:
—on writing an essay when I am in a room filled with other people….!
361 words at the moment…
432.
.___________________________.
SO BORED.
440 >______<’
0 words.
Becca…Karl…..MATTI!
– Sophie failing as she tried to get Mattis attention. (via beccawonderland)
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getting a good night's sleep - the caffine method
Me: *yawn* im shattered already! haha
Mum: gosh you look it. you should get some sleep! Oh, i made you a cup of tea, here you go
Me: *is now wide awake*
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The reason I don't use MSN anymore.
elba says: hi
Matti says: Um Hi?
elba says: hi how are you today?
Matti says: Fine thanks, do I know you?
elba says: my name is Paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Matti says: Urm..?
elba says: Listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Matti says: Haha...I don't think so somehow.
elba says: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it??? PLEASE:-$
Matti says: HA
elba says: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [LINK REMOVED] fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Matti says: Fuck off. =)
elba says: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
Matti says: HAHA You're not even a real person! YOU'RE A PORNBOT! A PORNBOT I SAY!
elba says: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Matti says: Bye sexy xoxo
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I’m so looking forward to having a life!
– Georgia on becoming an adult.
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I'd rather be a Weasley than a Cullen
sofifi:
I was just upstairs looking at my room. And I saw my HP books. And then, I looked down the side of my bed and saw the ‘Harry Potter Wizarding Kit’ I bought with my Christmas money one year. And that made me realise.
I am a Pottermaniac.
I have 3 Harry Potter board games (Trivia, Diagon Alley, the weird Cluedo type one), 4 Harry Potter video games, both original Comic Relief books,...
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Matthew, you look like Hitler with that haircut
– Nanny
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My Dad's scale of time
Dad: We're leaving in 20 minutes
Matti: You said we were leaving in an hour
Dad: That was 40 minutes ago..
Matti: I made this cup of tea when you told me we were leaving in an hour...and I'm still drinking it, somehow I don't think it'd be warm after 40 minutes..
Dad: Ah...well we're leaving in 20 minutes.
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The Argument
Matti: NERD!
Georgia: GAY!
What things do you blog about?/Where do you get...
I blog about whatever I feel I’d like to share with the world; an idea, thought or feeling that others might be able to relate to. My inspiration normally comes from small things that happen in day-to-day life but arise much bigger questions in my head. Good Question. Thanks ^_^ Have you got a question for me? Ask here: http://www.formspring.me/mattiryan
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I know that love is unconditional…but I also know it can be unpredictable,...
– Yvaine - The best line from Stardust.
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Go back to Bebo
– The best insult I’ve ever heard.
end of ch16 (finally)
God I would love that! ^_________^ Thankyou thankyou thankyou <333
sofifi:
Awwwwww Matti you just made me grin like an absolute idiot ^_______^ Thankyou so much <3 You can be the first person to proof-read it when I’m done, if you want :D
Ilu <3 :D
mattiryan:
I’ve been waiting almost a year and half to read some of your stories again, and this chapter was just enough to excite me....
end of ch16 (finally)
I’ve been waiting almost a year and half to read some of your stories again, and this chapter was just enough to excite me. You write with such believability and with such mature, detailed and gorgeous description it always leaves me wanting more; which is why I’ve been gasping for your literature! It reads so well and I feel totally involved already, despite missing the previous 15...
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Matti can hear the sound of poppin’ champagne at 500 yards :P
– Georgia
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I dont really know what to say to that..
– Georgia in response to a picture of a man’s penis on Dailybooth.
Ask me anything you like?
http://www.formspring.me/mattiryan
Oh and also thankyou for following me! I’m really surprised I’ve had this many in such a short amount of time <3