January 2010
73 posts
Jan 31st
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Formspring me!
I’m ever so bored: http://www.formspring.me/mattiryan
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Tasha's Intelligence surpasses itself
Matti: Would you rather go to hogwarts or train Pokemon?
Tash: Hogwarts obviously
Matti: But what if-
Tash: Pokemon isn't even real
Matti: .........
Tash: .........
*Laughter*
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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“I don’t think I would have a sex change…no, not even for a laugh.”
– Overheard on a public bus service in Norfolk.
Jan 26th
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“But the paedophile in me must be quenched!”
– Matti Ryan (via ollynewport)
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
I am not racist.
Me: 'matti, do you know that girl?'
Matti: 'no'
Me: 'so why are you waving at her?'
Matti: 'because shes black, im just welcoming her into our country'
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
Jan 24th
Relationships
joyandicecream: People always complain so much about ‘relationships’. Especially teenagers. You say things like ‘Why don’t girls make the first move?’ or ‘Why don’t I know what hes thinking?’. Everyone complains about how hard to figure out the opposite sex is. They complain when they’re single. They complain when they’re in a relationship. Now I’m not a relationship expert. But who gives...
Jan 24th
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
Orwell’s 1984 is studied and Atwood’s The...
My chosen title of my Coursework essay and the only thing I’ve accomplished in 3 hours worth of English lessons on the computers.
Jan 21st
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“See..at the time, I thought it could happen..”
– Georgia as a child believed the Magic School Bus was a totally plausible concept.
Jan 20th
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“Mona was evil. Apparently.”
– Matti (via beccawonderland) My child-minder used to run through and turn the television off if Mona the Vampire came on because she was a mega-Christian and thought that demonic programming was inappropriate to such impressionable youngsters.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
I literally cannot concentrate
sofifi: beccawonderland: sofifi: —on writing an essay when I am in a room filled with other people….! 361 words at the moment…  432. .___________________________. SO BORED.  440 >______<’ 0 words.
Jan 20th
“Becca…Karl…..MATTI!”
– Sophie failing as she tried to get Mattis attention. (via beccawonderland)
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
getting a good night's sleep - the caffine method
Me: *yawn* im shattered already! haha
Mum: gosh you look it. you should get some sleep! Oh, i made you a cup of tea, here you go
Me: *is now wide awake*
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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The reason I don't use MSN anymore.
elba says: hi
Matti says: Um Hi?
elba says: hi how are you today?
Matti says: Fine thanks, do I know you?
elba says: my name is Paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Matti says: Urm..?
elba says: Listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Matti says: Haha...I don't think so somehow.
elba says: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it??? PLEASE:-$
Matti says: HA
elba says: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [LINK REMOVED] fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Matti says: Fuck off. =)
elba says: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
Matti says: HAHA You're not even a real person! YOU'RE A PORNBOT! A PORNBOT I SAY!
elba says: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Matti says: Bye sexy xoxo
Jan 18th
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“I’m so looking forward to having a life!”
– Georgia on becoming an adult.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
I'd rather be a Weasley than a Cullen
sofifi: I was just upstairs looking at my room. And I saw my HP books. And then, I looked down the side of my bed and saw the ‘Harry Potter Wizarding Kit’ I bought with my Christmas money one year. And that made me realise. I am a Pottermaniac. I have 3 Harry Potter board games (Trivia, Diagon Alley, the weird Cluedo type one), 4 Harry Potter video games, both original Comic Relief books,...
Jan 17th
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“Matthew, you look like Hitler with that haircut”
– Nanny
Jan 17th
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My Dad's scale of time
Dad: We're leaving in 20 minutes
Matti: You said we were leaving in an hour
Dad: That was 40 minutes ago..
Matti: I made this cup of tea when you told me we were leaving in an hour...and I'm still drinking it, somehow I don't think it'd be warm after 40 minutes..
Dad: Ah...well we're leaving in 20 minutes.
Jan 17th
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The Argument
Matti: NERD!
Georgia: GAY!
Jan 17th
What things do you blog about?/Where do you get...
I blog about whatever I feel I’d like to share with the world; an idea, thought or feeling that others might be able to relate to. My inspiration normally comes from small things that happen in day-to-day life but arise much bigger questions in my head. Good Question. Thanks ^_^ Have you got a question for me?  Ask here: http://www.formspring.me/mattiryan
Jan 16th
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“I know that love is unconditional…but I also know it can be unpredictable,...”
– Yvaine - The best line from Stardust.
Jan 16th
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“Go back to Bebo”
– The best insult I’ve ever heard.
Jan 16th
end of ch16 (finally)
God I would love that! ^_________^ Thankyou thankyou thankyou <333 sofifi: Awwwwww Matti you just made me grin like an absolute idiot ^_______^ Thankyou so much <3 You can be the first person to proof-read it when I’m done, if you want :D Ilu <3 :D mattiryan: I’ve been waiting almost a year and half to read some of your stories again, and this chapter was just enough to excite me....
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
end of ch16 (finally)
I’ve been waiting almost a year and half to read some of your stories again, and this chapter was just enough to excite me.  You write with such believability and with such mature, detailed and gorgeous description it always leaves me wanting more; which is why I’ve been gasping for your literature!  It reads so well and I feel totally involved already, despite missing the previous 15...
Jan 16th
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“Matti can hear the sound of poppin’ champagne at 500 yards :P”
– Georgia
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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“I dont really know what to say to that..”
– Georgia in response to a picture of a man’s penis on Dailybooth.
Jan 15th
Ask me anything you like?
http://www.formspring.me/mattiryan Oh and also thankyou for following me! I’m really surprised I’ve had this many in such a short amount of time <3
Jan 15th
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